The Quest Part 1: Can Steve Sanders Replace Vincent, the He/She Serial Killer?

So, in an attempt to fill the void (see the sidebar), I am vetting afternoon guilty pleasures.

Today's candidate: First Season 90210

Pros:

• Twice a day
• Awesome Brenda nonsense
• Tori Spelling pre-Lifetime
• Joe E Tata. Just say it. It will make you happy.
  
• Amazingly Awful.
• David (AKA DJ MC Cracker) isn't rapping too much in the first season.
  

Cons:

• Seriously, this show is AWFUL.
• The realization that the parents on the show look REALLY young. Which means I must be getting old.
• Not enough Luke Perry in the first season. Too much Brandon.
  
• I forgot how preachy this show is. Every episode is "Very Special." Sheesh
• No hermaphrodite serial killers, witches, or fat kids who talk only in thought bubbles.

Verdict: I'll still watch it when I am sewing in the evening, but it is not freaking crazy enough to replace my love, Passions.

Any suggestions? I am open to anything...