Sunday, August 24, 2008

From the Pieholes of Babes

(When asked why she tore her room apart) "Mami, Jooj just needs to fro somepings."

(When told that Stephanie had BIG BIG BIG owies) "I know! I can kiss her yegs and make it all better!"

(When asked what we should write on the balloons to make Stephanie and Christian feel better) "Pooh Bear. Tootie. Tigger."

"Mami, this fly is me bes friend."

"Mami, WockyBoy bited me TWO TIMES already!"

(When asked why he bit her) "I jus fro somepings at WockyBoy."

"WockyBoy, you no can go poo poo in me woom. You need to go to the potty and make a happy choice. OK? You sowwy? Is okay."

"Mami, me bes friend Fly won't go in me hand! I need him to sit in my hand!"

"Mami, you be the byoo peencess. Wockyboy be the pink peencess. And I be...Cinnerenna." (She curtsies as she says Cinderella. Every time. Without fail.)

"Papi, you come home now because Mami has a big big cry and you need to hep her and she is big big crying and sad. Okay?"

8 comments:

LuckyRedHen said...

O those pieholes!

dalene said...

Sometimes I just wanna fro somepings, too. Can I come to your house?

Carina said...

Those flies are so fickle!

Guileless Mom said...

smooch that piehole for me

dastew said...

What an adorable little kid. Did I tell you that we're passing on the big comfy couch? It's being upgraded to couch 2.0.

La Yen said...

Couch 1.0 has served us well. Are you giving it to some refugee family?

b. said...

sometimes the littlest pieholes are the greatest source of comfort.

Geo said...

Can I join your froing party? I promise to bring somepings that will make pretty smashing sounds.

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