I think I just broke my finger killing a spider. I really think it is broken. I hit the spider so hard that I think I broke my finger. Ouch.
But it was a hairy spider the size of a half-dollar. And I killed the crap out of it.
PS--when I was little I used to be so afraid that the resurrection would come while I was on the toilet, and all of the dead bugs we had flushed would appear and bite my buns.
PPS--My finger really hurts.
Monday, March 31, 2008
How much do I hate bugs?
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I would get freaked out completely that the bugs I flushed would come back to literally bite my in the butt.
Use a shoe next time.
PS. that's just weird
PPS. Seriously, use a shoe next time.
Awesome. I mean I'd be more worried about all the fish I flushed coming back and biting my butt. After all even resurrected bugs can be squashed again. My big fear/curiosity was to be in the Catacombs of Paris during the resurrection because I just want to see how crowded it is there.
I DID use a shoe.
Ok...so that is my irrational fear. I kill a bug and throw it in the toilet and then I have to pee... so as I'm sitting there I'm thinking... what if it... and then my other rational self slaps my irrational self...but not enough that I don't hurry my bizness... ;-)
Let's face it... sitting on the toilet with your bum facing the bowl is kind of a vulnerable position.
ick. spiders.
"spiders crawling up your back! bite you! bite you!"
that little ditty runs through my head while I sit on the toilet hoping the spider does not spring back to life and crawl his way out of the bowl. it gives me the heebie jeebies and I WILL admit that I HOVER after such incidents.
Remind me to tell you about the horror book I read that showed a picture of giant snakes coming out of the shower head. It has stayed with me for YEARS.
Sorry about the finger.
Texas has the biggest bugs. I completely understand how you could break a finger when killing one.
Arachnophobia (the movie) freaked me out. Nightmares and all.
At least your childhood bathroom fear makes more sense than mine did (sharks in the tub!) ;)
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