Jooj's First Soccer Game

Papi is a great soccer player.
Mami is a great soccer player.
Birthmother is an AMAZING soccer player.
Tio Joe is a great soccer player.
Tia Juju can sing.

Guess who Jooj takes after, thus far?

Not anywhere near the ball. Or even any other players.

Taking her every-other minute drink break

I'n OK, Mami! I no kick it, I jus frow it in!

When they asked her to kick the ball. Seriously.