So after I informed W that I was only ten years away from Alzheimer Onset he told me I had to start doing something with my brain BESIDES WebMd and Facebook. And specifically it was to write on this blog again or take community college classes and HELL NO.
And I told him I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. EVERYTHING IS THE WORST. MY LIFE IS A TUMULT OF BOREDOM AND DEMON CHILDREN. And he made me some Whole 30 lunch (because we are doing that because we are stupid and are on day 4 and it is basically delicious but there is no candy or Pepsi Max and that is awful if you are unpacking and I'm only going to have a working brain for ten more years so I might as well enjoy myself)
So I am starting again. But I honestly have nothing to say. Because all of the funny things are on Facebook and instagram and I don't want to invest the time to make Blogging Money for a Living! or Promote a Cause! or Think! or Write Cunningly and Get Picked Up on Huffpo! So basically what I am saying is sorry for the brain diarrhea that will come out onto your feed reader if you still have one. Sorry.
Gratuitous picture of children so you won't feel gypped:
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I'm actually so bored with my feed full of money-making bloggers who never actually ever say anything at all (but who have very nice pin-worthy pictures). I'd much rather have somebody who also doesn't say anything but is real enough to include a picture of her kid giving me the bird. Perhaps I should go pin it.
P.S. In true creepy blog-stalker fashion, I have genuinely been wondering what you're up to.
Awe, thanks, Sherry. I've been busy having a baby and moving across the country and pretty much sitting on the couch gaining weight. So, the usual.
Jen,
I get so excited when I see you have a blog post up. It always makes my day. I also pretty much have unfollowed everyone but you in my Facebook feed these days because you're funny and other people are not. I love you and all four of your demon children. They would get along so well with my demon children. Please have brain diarrhea every day just so I can get a good laugh.
Yep, I welcome the diarrhea. I mean... wait, that didn't come out right. But seriously, glad to see you back here.
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