Saturday, November 30, 2013

Buster Reads You A Bedtime Story

**I typed this verbatim as my three-year-old, Buster Brown, read aloud from his sister's book.  You are welcome. **

(He gives it "two fumbs up.")



There are so many things we can learn about webs.  And when the sun comes down and the moon goes up.  Next page.  And ALWAYS, always we learn about boots.  We always always always always always always always always live on earth.  The end.  There are so many fings we can learn about earth.  First page:  The beginning.  The sun sun sun.  You’re supposed to be up.  Spider web:  so many ways to learn about earth.  You will always learn—wait—you’re not on that page.  First page:  W.  You always live on earth and you always learn about earth.  Next:  You always always always—wait—next page—you always always always always always always always always always always always live on earth.  AND you always always always always always always always always live on earth.  More pages:  AND you always live on earth by the other planets AND the sun.  And the sun is hot and the temperature is the hottest.  And Venus is the hottest.  And Neptune is the coldest and Saturn has rings.  And there are other planets with rings, too.  The End.  C-H-A-R-L-O-TT-E-S W-E-B E-B-W-H-I-T-E.  Always always always Planet Earth. 



2 comments:

Lyd said...

Love kiddos! They are so funny & cute which is lucky for them because they are a pain in the butt too & their cuteness is their life insurance.

La Yen said...

Lyd--YES. It is what saves his life 80% of the day.

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