Today I have been thinking a lot about monikers--particularly good ones. Maybe it is because Lohan is getting out of rehab, maybe it is because I got a new car, maybe it is because it is 90 degrees in October, maybe it is because my ovaries are pumping out another useless little egg. Who knows why these things are in my head--who knows, I ask? (But not really. I mean, YOU can't possibly know, unless you are the ghost whisperer. And really, that is just a stupid show that should be taken off of the air, so if you ARE the ghost whisperer, then hari kari yourself.)
Anyhoo, back to nicknames. I have been daydreaming about what the press would call me if I were a serial killer or sonesings.
The two best ones I have ever heard of are already taken:
Long Island Lolita
OJ
Any suggestions? What would you like your Lifetime movie to refer to you as?
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
A Question for the Masses:
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Nicknames....hmmmmm. Guess I'm stuck with caycay, although at this point I could handle grammacay. I'm just grateful its not "mapo"!! I'm so glad you can spell--I'm always irritated by misspelled words!
so, you have eggs,but just a slippery uterus?
OJ. Hahahahaha.
Hmmm. Let me think about names by which I am a.k.a...
Mr. Rowley's wife
one of those ten people
compulsive
I'm going with compulsive, as in the following:
Compulsive
In the laundry room
With the Clorox Bleach Pen
Garbage.
La Yen La Cranky
I totally ditto you on The Long Island Lolita (one of the best ever media produced monikers), I would also list The Mayflower Madame.
I suppose one's Lifetime Movie nickname is supposed to be derived from whatever heinous thing you've done to warrant a Lifetime Movie. For example: if I moved to Poughkeepsie, and poisoned my neighbor, my movie would be called: LuluBunny, the Poughkeepsie Poisoner.
Taking inspiration from your previous post, you could easily become The Manicurist Mangler if you wanted ;)
IMHO, alliteration is the key, whatever you've done :)
CayCay, who even knows.
And ~J, garbage? Huh?
La Yen in the Pen
Homicidal Highland Housewife
"La Yen in the Pen" hee hee
My nephew is named Oliver James, and my SIL actually thinks NO ONE will ever call him OJ and laugh. She gets very angry when the entire family does. It's quite catchy. I hope he doesn't turn killer though. All boys are maniacs, right??
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