Dear W:
I appreciate that you have been in charge of the baths, and that, by doing so, you have given me a little evening time to myself. Today, however, I went into Jooj's bathroom for the first time in a week and found
7 dirty diaper balls.
I know that, by doing this, you are hoping that I will just bathe her myself.
You are mistaken.
Smooches,
your J.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
The jig is up!
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I would love to clean up the seven dirty diaper balls, but I'm trying to start a dirty bocce league in the bathroom.
Or maybe curling. Or ninepins. (What is ninepins?)
Truthfully, it is a struggle even getting the diapers off her before she plunges headlong into the water, fully clothed, to throw the little suction-cup fish at me. She wants to be in the water NOW.
Apropos of nothing, I was in the PX shoppette today and as I was paying for my Monster Energy Drink, the theme from Ghostbusters came on the radio. I could do nothing but stop stock-still and say "What?!" Sadly, everyone in the line knew exactly what I meant.
That's it for me. As Will Smith says, "posse out."
Waldo, you are SO busted!
Maybe just put a garbage can in there for W to play a little HOOPS while dodging suction fishies.
Uhm, there IS a garbage can in there.
If you string them together you could make a wreath.
Or mail them to your favorite missionary.
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