I now have a one-hour block free in my DVR

Today was the last episode of Passions.

It was as crappy as the first.

I cried salty tears of bittersweet joy.

Or maybe that was the Almond Joy?

So what will these actors do, now, I wonder? Because it is not like any of these actors can actually act.

But really what I worry about are the monkeys. Who wrote the show. In between flinging poop and picking nits. Because there is NO WAY actual people wrote this show.

So do we need to open up space in the zoo? Or the circus? Are they the capuchin brand and can serve as helper monkeys? How will they eat? And what about their typewriters?

It is like Project X all over again, I tell you.