Since today I am stuck in bed, due to the barchina and pipis hurting, I'm back to my lists of gifts for specific people. And while I love compiling things I have no money to purchase, I have also found some AMAZING things that you need to seriously consider not giving to anyone you love. Or to EVERYONE. Because that are just that amazing.
- The Forever Lazy. I swear to you this is a real thing. W saw it on TV and made me watch it. It is a fleece, hooded union suit with footies, complete with a sh*t hole. Just the thing for when you want to say "I know your bar is low, but we can make it even lower."
- An unsolicited puppy. My neighbors got one last year from a doting grandma. Guess who is now the owner of Chico the Unsolicited Puppy? Don't know, but it's not my neighbors!
- The Gift With Purchase. Unless it is a stocking stuffer for Jooj. Then all bets are off, because she is six and doesn't know what a GWP is. The rest of us know. And know the message you are sending is "I really wanted a Prada bag, but I couldn't buy for you AND for me!"
- I have no idea what this is, but it is called a Hand Sack. And is designed for you to "achieve total hand control." WIN!
- This book. Message: "You know how you are a total whore? There's an app for that!"
- Doggie Doo, the game. This is an honest-to-goodness "best seller in Germany" now for the US! To win you have to clean up poop three times.
You are welcome.
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2 comments:
I'm so sorry that your barchina and pipis are hurting.
I saw that Doggie Doo game advertised on TV and was appalled. I mean really, we need a game with poop?? Nice compilation of things I won't be buying this year.
So happy to know that my bar is not that low. Feel better soon!
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