The goose is getting fat. And by goose, I mean me. Thanks to my BFF, gestational diabetes, I could eat nothing but celery and still gain 1/2 a pound a day. Also, my left leg is, like, two inches longer than my right one.
And speaking of Christmas and fat and legs, did you know that Buster came seven weeks early? And that I am two weeks away from that point with Foetus? And that I am having major panic attacks? And that if he comes early like his brother I will completely screw up Christmas for my family?
And that is why Christmas will be finished at the RepresentYos by Thanksgiving day.
Already finished:
Christmas cards, just waiting for stamps
Extended family gifts, just waiting for shipping
3/4 of Buster and Jooj's gifts
Still need:
W's gift and Jooj's big one gift
Stockings for this year
Buster and Jooj's annual ornament
Neighbor gifts made and delivered
Pig roast junk purchased
Not too shabby, right? I feel like if I have to be completely out of control of my body, at least I can make everyone else feel like they have done nothing for the holidays yet and that they are RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
But don't worry--I have some posts coming up this week that I hope will help you become as awesome as I am.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Christmas is Coming
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2 comments:
Wow, I've already done most of my Christmas shopping, and yet you've still made me feel like I'm behind schedule. You totally rock!
Sending good gestation thoughts your way. Seriously, praying for a babe that likes to bake long.
I hope when I open up my mailbox to find your Cmas card it is signed from the representyos.
Seriously, I'm praying for it. Also, you're gonna need to email me your address again because I never made a spreadsheet last year.
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