Jooj: Mami, I hate babies.
Me: Really?
Jooj: Yes. I hate babies. I don't know why, but I hate them.
Me: What about (names three or four babies we know)?
Jooj: I like those babies. But babies who have Mamis and Papis and I don't know those Mamis and Papis, I just, I just hate those babies. I don't know why. I just hate them.
Me: What about when we have a baby?
Jooj: Oh, I will like that baby. It is just babies with Mamis and Papis that I don't know. I hate those babies.
Me: OK.
Me: Really?
Jooj: Yes. I hate babies. I don't know why, but I hate them.
Me: What about (names three or four babies we know)?
Jooj: I like those babies. But babies who have Mamis and Papis and I don't know those Mamis and Papis, I just, I just hate those babies. I don't know why. I just hate them.
Me: What about when we have a baby?
Jooj: Oh, I will like that baby. It is just babies with Mamis and Papis that I don't know. I hate those babies.
Me: OK.

6 comments:
She's so edgy and controversial.
I get her.
my children are weeping!
It's ok Alissa--she knows you, so she likes your babies. It's the parents she doesn't know that make the hateful ones.
I totally hear her. When can I vote for her and her anti-baby platform?
She is a third party candidate. You need to cross off Nader and write her in.
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