Jooj: Mami. Mami. Mami. Mami. Mami.
Me: Yes?
Jooj: Mami. Mami! Yook at my face, mami.
Me: Yes? I am looking at you. What?
Jooj: Mami, I am...Mami! Yook at me!
Me: I AM LOOKING AT YOU. WHAT DO YOU NEED?
Jooj: I am sorry I put your fyashyite in me bunsies. Accidents happen!
Monday, October 27, 2008
[shaking my head sadly]
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Er . . .
Wait, what?
hahahaha.
The best part is calling it an accident. Hope the flashlight isn't scarred.
Oh, wow.
Maybe you should get her to the clinic?
Well, it was a small flashlight, and I think she was just using her panties as a giant pocket. At least, that is what I am telling myself.
Panties. Pocket. I get that.
Just . . . kind of cold. Flashlight against bunsies.
But it could have been worse.
Sadly, Fig, it HAS been worse. Many times. Many times.
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