So we have had two interesting trends this weekend:
1. Jooj only wants to sleep in the buff. (I insist on a diaper, what with her not wanting any part of potty training and all).
2. Jooj is fascinated by male anatomy.
The latter development has been really highlighted, due to our dog, WockyBoy. He is a VERY humpy dog. (No people humping, just a pillow.) I am fine with the humping, because Jooj abuses him in such terrific manners, and I know he needs to have an outlet other than biting her face.
But sometimes he reaches FULL hump and the weiner comes out. And this is where Jooj is fascinated. Tonight, for instance, he was all humped out, and Jooj noticed.
Es WockyBoy poo poo?
No, that is his wiener.
Can I touch it?
No.
Can I touch it wiss me Pooh Bear Pen?
No.
Can I sniff it?
No.
Can I bite it?
NO! No weiners. No.
No wieners?
Right. No wieners.
Oh.
Can I touch it?
No. We do not touch any wieners in our house. No wieners. No.
Oh.
Can I sniff it? Can me Pooh Bear Sniff it?
No. We do not sniff any wieners in our house. No sniffing, no biting, no touching. No wieners.
Can Dora touch it?
*sigh*
Note to W: If we ever have a son, I am NOT having this conversation with him. I designate you Supreme Wiener Trainer.
Sunday, June 01, 2008
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Oh my. I'd keep an eye on that Pooh Bear Pen.
Oh and my daughter was barely five when I realized what an excellent idea the Catholics had going with the convent. There are days when I'd even pay full tuition.
Oh the boys don't care about others' wieners, they're too fascinated with their own...and the way they can 'draw' with liquid!
Now THIS is a good reason for insomnia :) I ADORE your posts! Weiner talk in our house ends with "It's NOT a toy OR food, so don't play with it."
jooj can come over to my house and KICK my dog in the weiner anytime, that's about all I want to with the dumb animal lately.
I'll be quite interested to see how the weiner fascination goes once jr. starts discovering his. His father is certainly preoccupied with his own so that doesn't bode well...
On keeping up with the Kardashian's Bruce took his dog to the vet and the vet showed the little girls how to stick it back in. Bruce said they needed to have Kim do it cuz she is really good at it.
One time our dog got his stuck in the t-shirt of a stuffed pooh bear.
I have always wondered about pooh.
Sue, I love you even more for your unabashed watching of the Kardashians. You make me happy.
Yeah, it was made apparent to me that showers with Papi are going to be a thing of the past.
I'm dying of laughter over here. I also love sue's comment. hahahahah
I love Joel McHale's commentary on The Soup about the Kardashians.
Jooj is hilarious. You can also use this post when she is ready to date.
then again, dora is kind of slutty (what with her belly shirt and all), so she probably wouldn't mind the touching. and this is precisely why we decided on a girl dog.
This is the nice part about having all of the same gender in my house. (well, besides, me of course) Wienies just aren't that interesting. But, Gabriel still grabs my boobs all the time.
Where do you think I get all my parenting tips?
OK, I'm dying of laughter now ... and because all things in my universe relate to film in some way - you've given me a flashback to a snippet of the (slightly sucky) movie Peggy Sue Got Married, where the mom says to Kathleen Turner "Peggy, you know what a penis is, right? Stay away from it! Please!"
I am going to be sick from laughing.
Yeah, wait until you start having to yell 'Can you PLEASE stop touching your vagina at the dinner table?!?! Thank you'
It's awesome.
what? your birthday??
happiest of days!
eat cake. lots.
My goodness...never a dull moment with you Galans. I love it ;) I hope things are going well - we're just enduring the Summer here in good old Utah. Happy Birthday to you, yesterday right? There is a point at which it's not so much congratulations as it is a reminder that the plastic surgery fund needs a deposit (that's my fear of aging speaking). Koa will be 17 in 2 weeks...yep wow. Love to you and Jooj - Red
seriously. you tell it much better in person.
I would move to Florida to be your neighbor, Alissa. And that is saying something. And Tiffany, I am now saying that at EVERY dinner table.
OMIGOSH- I'm laughing so hard I'm having a hard time not peeing.
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