Thanks to my crack, I am able to write a blog post. Don't expect much, because I am not capable of delivering. Keep lowering that bar, and then read on...
When I am trying to fall asleep (after the battery has died on Compy) I have conversations with myself. Usually I play both the role of admiring fan and La Yen. (Although sometimes I play role of La Yen in High School doing some revisionist social networking and preemptive breaking up, but that is another story for another day...) Sometimes I ask myself "La Yen, HOW do you get through the day? You are so poised and pulled-together, and those additional pounds are not even showing. How DO you do it?"
Well, Biggest Fan, here you go. My list of awesomeness
It's a Bam Bam Diddly by Father Goose 
Jooj can't help dancing to this, and it is hard for me to beat her when she is dancing. Ergo, we dance a lot to save her from beatings.
Passions
I know I have spoken at length about Passions, but I don't think anyone understands how completely awesome it is. The Jolly Porter hooked me, and he is almost a PhD. DR. Jolly Porter. Do you know the kind of legitimacy that lends this show? Enough to make the plotline that revolves around a weenus-ectimy and backwards/upside-down reattachment almost tasteful.
Mini Corn Dogs
Honey in the batter, and in our bellies. Grain, check. Protein, check.
There are days when I need a belly laugh. And this site ALWAYS delivers. I love it. I need it. And, Peldons, please show yourselves again. Please.
This game is completely pointless. And addicting. I play it when I need a break. Which is all of the time.
Banana Split Ice Cream
Somehow, Somewhere, there's a place for us, slight flavor of maraschino cherry.
Getting ready for W to come home.
Three weeks until his 20-day vacation. We are meeting our favorite Stew and Wife for a week of fun and games. We may also be bringing a babysitter so that we can play after 6 pm. Here's hoping her mom says yes!
Advantium Over-The-Range Oven. 
See Mini Corn Dogs above
Living vicariously through Wee Wonderfuls and Angry Chicken
They make things look pretty. And so I, for a minute, think that my house is all pretty and vintage and that I have the attention span to make lots of crafty things.
Jooj singing ABCs
"A B C B LNNOP Essa Essa Essa You Come Sing With Me."
So there you have it, biggest fan. I must go put on some music so I don't beat the kid while we pick up 8500 fuse beads and put them back in the bucket.
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5 comments:
I will take your banana split and raise you one Fleur De Sel ice cream from H-D. I'm telling you, this stuff is so amazing, it will blow your brain. The ice cream is so good, that every store around me has sold out--and most of it wasn't from me hoarding.
Sure, someday people will talk about the great rice shortage of aught eight, but I'll always remember the run on Fleur De Sel Special Edition.
I'm sorry, but seeing the following together really cracked me up:
"Enough to make the plotline that revolves around a weenus-ectimy and backwards/upside-down reattachment almost tasteful.
Mini Corn Dogs" (It was somehow better with the photo.)
Maybe I need to quit getting up at 5 in the morning because I think I'm just a little bit too twisted.
p.s. I sent you something in the mail. As per usual, you probably better put the entire thing in your freezer for an hour or so before opening the package. It would probably have been less melty if I would have sent it last November.
IMHO corn dogs are THE perfect food - a perfectly balanced meal on a stick! ;)
And also I love this line:
revisionist social networking and preemptive breaking up
I'm gonna give that a try ;)
Az, isn't that salt ice cream? I have never seen it--I will keep my eyes open.
And CW, I didn't intend it that way, but maybe that is why I have had such cravings. Oh, subliminal Passions! And thanks for the chocolate. You are the world's biggest lifesaver.
Lu, seriously try it. You can be the heor in EVERY story!
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