In case you were wondering how my spam box was doing, I just received this from everyone's best friend, Jingtao Schrader. (You remember Jingtao Schrader--from band camp?)
Wats up La Yen holy (poopy)! can you even (potty) out of that thing? Jingtao Schrader.
I don't get it--do we want to have the biggest anaconda or a functioning prostate? Can we not have both? How can we decide? It is like Sophie's Choice, I say. Or Back to the Future. Do I pretend to be all into my mother so my father will get angry and get over his fear of Biff? Or do I just play with Otis Redding?
Friday, October 12, 2007
Update #2
Labels: Dude Updates, FYI, Qualifications
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4 comments:
Is that guy your doctor? Telling you more nonsense about your unusually small opening?
Jingtao...Jingtao...didn't he sell you your car?
Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm so unoriginal tonight. But YOU aren't. Funny!
Never play with Otis Redding. Give the man some respect.
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Take care . . . TCB
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