Friday's Must? Mint Chip Icecream

In an unprecedented move, we chanced the Fates of Stickiness and Jooj had a bath before dinner. Then she got to eat her favorite meal. The Jooj ate 3/4 of a box of Annie's Shells and White Cheddar sprinkled with Penzey's Sandwich Sprinkle. That is a TON of Mac N Cheese. How can someone so small fit so much in her belly?

Let me back up

Her stomach is completely empty because she has learned how to touch her uvula. (That's the thing in the back of the throat, right? Not a thing in her Hoo, right?)

She can stick her entire fist in her throat.

She likes to do this in the car. Because she can see herself in the rear-view mirror.

So her stomach is empty because of her Bulemia.

And she is covered in vomit.

Which is why I gave her a bath in my special, extra-deep bath tub before dinner.

Let me back up.

When I went to put her in the bath tub I filled it before hand and made that frantic timed race to get her naked and into the full tub before she peed all over everything.

So I didn't really LOOK in the tub.

But Jooj did and saw this


Got it so far? Vomit, Scorpion, Mac for Jooj, ice cream for Mami.

Let me back up.

So she gets into my tub and asks me to get in with her. I figure that she has had a rough time and so I get in and put in bubbles. Cool Mami, that's me.

And then she makes a very concerned face.

And then I start freaking out "Jooj did you make poo poos in the tub?"

And then she nods.

And then I start trying to part the bubbles while praying it was just a tooter.

And then I offer a prayer of tearful gratitude for tooters.

And then I ate a big bowl of mint chip ice cream for dinner and Jooj ate 3/4 of a box of Annie's White Shells and Cheddar with Penzey's Sandwich Sprinkle