(With apologies to the sister in my ward who things it is a sign of the apostate to change words to primary songs.)
Sung to the tune of "I will go and Do"
Mom commanded Joo-Jooj to come and get a dipe.
She hoped there was no poop, and not much else to wipe.
Mom grabbed Joo-Jooj and laid her on the floor
Jooj started griping and Mami said "No more!"
"I will dipe, I will wipe, and you will not be mad.
You know a dipe will make you glad:
Your buns won't be so sad!
I will dipe, I will wipe, and you will not be mad.
You know a dipe will make you glad:
Your buns won't be so sad!"
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Thursday's Song
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9 comments:
I love this song! And... what is it with kids... clean in dry is much more fun...
Are you kidding about the apostate thing? There are people like that?? I guess I won't mention all the tunes my hubby changes to add testes in 'em. We're burning in hell.
You mean this sister has never sung "Gently Strain the Sacred Raisins"? or "Did You Air the Room You Left This Morning"? What is this world coming to?!?!?
Awesome lyrics.
or "There is beauty all around, when your home alone"?
I have heard my bishop say, into the microphone, "We'll sing all hell to Jesus' name."
Bishop. Not me.
Schweet.
I dare you to buy her an Eric D. Snider CD.
teehee
The first part of the song goes well with "The Beverly Hillbilly's" theme song.
Sugar, she wouldn't appreciate it.
Lucky, you have to get a new song in my head, now. OOH--maybe I will go to SOUNDCRANKDOTCOM where my user name is Jennifer and find a new head song!
I think she just needs to get a grip. I agree with all of you, and will now sing about airing the room.
ps If there was sunshine in your soul you would burn up.
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