Friday, November 18, 2005

Why I Hate Army

Every year they make W get a flu shot. He gets all crochety and whiny because his arm will hurt and he will get a few hot flashes. Then he starts to complain about how it is pointless because it is last year's vaccine, so it won't help him anyway. He goes, gets his shot, comes home, and forgets about it.

Every year Army makes him get a flu shot, and every year W brings himself home and every year Army gives me last year's flu.

9 comments:

Carina said...

I think the flu vaccine is a joke. Not only is it the strain for last year, they've tried to predict mutations in the one from this year & they've mixed all their guesses into one little shot. Hogwash!

Now, I've had one for two years. One when I was 8 months pregnant because the antibodies would be passed on, and one last year. Here's the good news, I didn't get the flu those years. Guess what? I never had the flu the previous 10 years either. Whatever.

Bek said...

Amen....now if it was the AVIAN BIRD FLU SHOT, that would be a totally different story.

Sorry you got it...the regular flu, not the bird flu..

~j. said...

I'm sorry if you get bird flu.

Carina said...

I'm sorry, Jen, but if you get the bird flu, I will laugh at you. No offense.

La Yen said...

If I get the bird flu I will poop on your windshield.

Carina said...

Do you have the flu yet?

La Yen said...

Got it the next day. Then got a bladder infection. I blame Army.

Carina said...

Maybe it was from a tractor seat, did you think of that?

La Yen said...

I did, but Army seems much more plausible. A mechanical bull, that would be something to think about...

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