Every year they make W get a flu shot. He gets all crochety and whiny because his arm will hurt and he will get a few hot flashes. Then he starts to complain about how it is pointless because it is last year's vaccine, so it won't help him anyway. He goes, gets his shot, comes home, and forgets about it.
Every year Army makes him get a flu shot, and every year W brings himself home and every year Army gives me last year's flu.
Friday, November 18, 2005
Why I Hate Army
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I think the flu vaccine is a joke. Not only is it the strain for last year, they've tried to predict mutations in the one from this year & they've mixed all their guesses into one little shot. Hogwash!
Now, I've had one for two years. One when I was 8 months pregnant because the antibodies would be passed on, and one last year. Here's the good news, I didn't get the flu those years. Guess what? I never had the flu the previous 10 years either. Whatever.
Amen....now if it was the AVIAN BIRD FLU SHOT, that would be a totally different story.
Sorry you got it...the regular flu, not the bird flu..
I'm sorry if you get bird flu.
I'm sorry, Jen, but if you get the bird flu, I will laugh at you. No offense.
If I get the bird flu I will poop on your windshield.
Do you have the flu yet?
Got it the next day. Then got a bladder infection. I blame Army.
Maybe it was from a tractor seat, did you think of that?
I did, but Army seems much more plausible. A mechanical bull, that would be something to think about...
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