I love teenage boys

I have a boarder, for who knows how long, staying on my couch. (It is actually his couch, but it looks good at my house and I may keep it.)
He is 19. Jooj has named him "Jack." This is not his name. She does not care.
His mom, one of my bffs, moved to another city and he put off getting an apartment, and now has no where to stay.
As far as I know, he still has no apartment.

This is his schedule:
1 am: Get home from work late at night and be too tired to inflate the aero bed (3 min. job) so sleep downstairs on the couch

2 am-3 pm: Sleep on downstairs couch, awaking to occasionally text.

3 pm: Wake up and shower

330 pm: Go to work.

Repeat.

Yesterday was his day off. He was on the couch for --and I am not making this up--18 hours. I have not fed him, washed his clothes, or done anything, really, except for providing air and shower.

I love teenage boys.