Best. Day. Ever.

Today my day started with a German med student putting an ultrasound stick that looked like this in my special purpose. Two times. Because he needed the practice.

It ended with me booting out of both ends, followed by a saltine chaser while Jooj sang "Go to sleep my An-JELLLL" while standing over me.

In good news, I was too sick to call all of the people in the ward who are over 60 and invite them to some "Golden Age" ball that the stake is doing. I would mail invitations, but I can't fit all of that large font on a little card. (Zing!)