Galanapalooza

Well, hell.
As I have previously stated, I vote based on (my) money needs and hair. Since Romney has bowed out, I am screwed.

McCain has HORRIBLE hair, and is kind of scary. He reminds me of an un-detained Hannibal Lechter. But with a worse temper. And he has already said he knows nothing about economics. ("It's not my field.")

Obama is a horrible dancer, has greasy hair, and has said the following about money:
1. "simplify" tax forms for middle Americans, eliminating the need for tax preparers because there will be "pre-made forms" for us to fill out. (Because accountants don't need money.) (And the IRS has never made a mistake and we should trust them to just do our taxes for us.)
2. Cut taxes for workers. (Except for accountants. And people who make more than