MWF seeks BM. Smokers ok. No ugly Chicks.

So, we are getting ready to finalize the adoption application stuff. Which includes some really fun questions:

What do you think about discipline?
How is your sex life?
Do you like your spouse?
Do you beat your children?
What do you think about birth mothers?

Hint: All of the above submitted answers involve lying. There is a lot of lying on the application process. Unless our social worker is reading this, in which case we are COMPLETELY HONEST and think that the best discipline is a sweet talking-to wherein we lovingly explain why the fireplace is not the best choice of locations in which to take a nap.

The hardest lying comes with the web page and blurbs. We (and by "We," I mean "I" because W is not so much the applying type but the "Hey! Is that a new baby?!" type) need to come up with some really good phrases that describe us. Things that say "We are fun!" "We are cool!" "Give us your baby!" Heavy on the lies.

Not that we tell complete untruths about ourselves, but we sure as heck don't say "Mostly, we watch tv while recovering from the damage that the baby has inflicted on us throughout the day." or "We used to go on neat vacations, but now we are broke because of the first baby, and your kid will probably never get to go to Disneyland, either."

SO here is today's fun game--in three sentences or less, sell yourself to a person who you don't know, and who is carrying a member of your family, and who holds the keys to your continued family! Let's see what you can do.