Tuesday, August 22, 2006

FYI

1. ransom to be paid in tire rims

2. I have a sleep number bed. It is the greatest thing I own. (Except for the baby, and she is testing her limit, these days.) Every so often they send me coupons for friends. Let me know if you want one--they are good. (My name is Lindsay Wagner.)

3. Finish this sentence:
A polygamist and a gay guy walk onto a plane...

5 comments:

~j. said...

...and start shouting, "The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!"

Carina said...

Only in El Paso.

I can't spend money on a new bed right now, but I would like to. For now I shall dream of how well you're dreaming and feel satisfied.

I am not funny today. Let me try again later.

Anonymous said...

The polygamist will take two (grils that is, preferrably around 13.....oh I crack myself up!)
And the gay guy's sleep number is...?
Not very funny either, huh.....

Guileless Mom said...

We stayed in a hotel that had a sleep number bed for our anniversary. BEST NIGHT EVER.

I'm talking about the SLEEP you sicko!

P.S. I think I was like a 25. ahhhh heaven!

P.P.S Polygamist don't take planes. They ride stagecoaches.

LuckyRedHen said...

I would LOVE a sleep number (mine is the same as the bionic woman's number) but, alas, I don't have any money now that I'm a biker babe.

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