So I bought some camo pants.
From Kohls
From
The
Juniors
Department
And they fit my booty.
Because I am bootylicious.
And that is my consolation for not being with child, Sugar and Robot Donkey.
Crucificio "Scooter" Wytaiz.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Don't hate me because I'm bootyful
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Are they the pants or the capris with the ties? I am so jealous!
The pants. They look Bit-Chin with my $8 wedges I also got from Kohls. Oh yes. And my pedicure with dragonflies on my big toes. I am JUST THAT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!
Don't you love when you find something in the Juniors dept? I always have to second guess myself and say "Can I really pull this off?"
And hey "We're all in this together. . ."
CRUCIFICIO I LOVE IT
You really get me, you really do.
I love the word bootylicious. I bet W feels like you're bootylicious too... can't say bootylicious enough. ;-)
Thanks for the AM chuckle.
camo, kohls and juniors department... did this all come from the same blog???? TIA, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
In other news, I think you should audition here:
http://broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=11258
for the part of: bootylicious mom who fits camos from the junior department
truly the coolest...truly the coolest
I love you too, Tia Ames.
Sugar, every time I see your new picture I think I feel a little but drunk. But in a good way.
Butt drunk?
Yes. drunk in my booty. (Just kidding--that was a joke. A formal joke.)
Those of us who have NEVER been able to shop in the junior's dept (being born 5'10" with a true sistahs booty!) bow to you in envious homage! ;)
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