So I am at my mom's this week, and am starting to feel bad that I am ignoring my child in this non-proofed house. Toady she has played with:
Tampons
Stairs
Wedding Ring
My brother's Toting Chip
Noel's Laptop
But here are somepingthings that she has not experienced.
(Caution, skeletons to be outed here, peeps)
1. Candle wax
2. Peanut up nose
3. Nerf bullet up nose
4. Projectile vomiting
5. Costco box to the eye
6. Being left at home by father
Thanks to you all, my peeps, for helping me to rationalize.
**In the time it took me to write this she fell down the stairs. What did I do? Give her a cookie and turned on the TV. Because food and Wonderpets are the answer to all of life's sadnesses. Math is hard.**
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Schadenfreude
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Look, the nerf bullet up the nose was when we were living in a third-world country. Standards were different then, and as we all know, foreigners are dumb
And the Costco box? I DEFY you to make that happen. It can't be repeated.
Well, unless Emma deems it so...
When I was her age I often ate potting soil (not the Mary Jane version) and cat food. The Cat Chow brand with the X's and O's were my favorite!
I swear that there is a scene in a movie where a man pours a bowl of xo cereal with milk. Better off Dead? It is killing me not to remember.
So - who is number 1,2,4,and 6?
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